If i come over, it means nothing
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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