Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
