that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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