went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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