Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
