problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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