god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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