That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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