Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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