Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
