Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
