whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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