Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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