butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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