Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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