Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Randomize
