so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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