Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
True college students do jello shots in the library
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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