Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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