Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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