Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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