I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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