I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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