Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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