how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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