On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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