Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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