In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
im holly from the hills drunk
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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