You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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