Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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