is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
