And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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