some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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