Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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