Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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