Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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