Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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