youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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