She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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