their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
