i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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