I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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