I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
