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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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