My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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