Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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