Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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