Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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