I think I died a long time ago.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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