So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
All I want is dick and wine.
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